Transcript of Trey Parker and Matt Stone On The Tonight ShowTranscipted by CartmanFan@AOL.comJay: When we come back we will have Trey Parker and Matt Stone![[[[[[[[[[[[[CUTS TO CLIP]]]]]]]]](On the clip it shows the 4 kids talking but the words are not audiable)[cuts to commercial}Jay: Alrighty, every now and then there comes a show everyone is talkinganout: South Park. My next guests are the creators, creators of South Park.There is no doubt that this show is either the funniest show out there orthe sign of the next appocolypse. Oh God, what is the Christmas episodegonna be like? Well, ladies and gentlemen, Trey Parker and Matt Stone!(((((((((SP THEME PLAYS IN BACKROUND))))Matt: Hey dude.Jay: Well Good to see ya.Trey: Irrelvant, huh?Jay: Yes we are in color tonight! .... So how did you guys meet?Matt: Actually we met in college.Jay: Whoa, you guys went to college?Matt: Yeah.Jay: Where at?Matt: University of Colorado.Jay: So you guys started making cartoons in college?Matt: Well we made alot of animated shorts in college, including one about 4foul mouthed kids trying to kill Frosty the snowman, and well, here we areon Jay Leno.Jay: HaHaHaHaHaTrey: It was all part of are master plan.Jay: What was the big break, assuming there was some kinda big break?Matt: Well we made The Spirit of Christmas and George Clooney got a hold ofit and it became like his favorite thing and he sent it out to like amillion people.Jay: The Spirit of Christmas is rather irrerant.Matt: Yeah, it is a really irrelvant thing we made about well, Jesus andSanta beating the crap outta each other.Jay: Well ya know I saw it and it was funny. It made me laugh, but anyway,so Clooney gets a hold of it, how did Clooney get it?Trey: He got it from a friend of a friend. Then he made 700 copys of it andsent it out then they make 700 copys and send it out, and so on.... Thenpretty soon we were getting called and people were saying, you guys gottasee this cartoon.Jay: So someone saw it and said you should do a show?Matt: Yeah, that easy.Jay: HaHa, thank you goodnight!Matt: We had like a bidding war on are hands. TV Stations wanted our show,it was insane!Jay: For those who dont quite understand it...Trey: Like us!Jay: So its about 4 bad mouthed weasil little kids?Matt: No, they are like real kids. Kids really talk like this, its like usas we remember.Jay: Well we have a clip of the new christmas episode, you try to figure itout.[[[[[[[[[[[[CUTS TO CLIP]]]]]]]]]]]]Mr. Garrison: So children, thanks to the new law, we cant sing any songsabout Jesus or Santa.Cartman: Thanx to Kyle's mother!Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!Mr. Garrison: So does anyone know any x-mas songs not about Jesus or Santa?::: Eric raises hand:::::Mr.Garrison: Yes Eric?Cartman: How bout we sing Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in d-minor!Kyle: Dont call my mom a bitch Cartman!Cartman: Oh yeah, well Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, bitchyest bitch in thewhole wide world, she is a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, a bitchto all the boys and grils!:::::Cartman dances while he sings this song:::::[[[[[Clip over]]]]]]Jay: And people say that TV writing has gone downhill!Trey: Yeah!Jay: So you got a lot of celibrity voices?Matt: Yeah well we got Clooney to do the voice of the gay dog. And then seeI am a big fan of the cure so we got Rob Smith to do a voice. Then we reallywanted to meet that chick from Species.Jay: Oh, I know who you are talking about.Matt: Do like 3 days later she came down and did a voice for us, it was rad!And you know what makes me laugh?Jay: What?Matt: Well down in Colorado they don't get Comedy Central so we go downthere and people say " Hey guys, whats going on?" and we are like, dude weare hanging out with the chick from species!Jay: HaHaHaHaMatt: The people there are weird, I mean I drive around and I think, godthis people are weird, so I go back to L.A where it is all normal.Jay: HaHa, well arent there alot of UFO sighting and abductions there?Matt: Oh it is the number one spot.Jay: Ever see one?Matt: Dude I was abducted and they stuck a thing up my ass (bleeped out)!Jay: Then they dressed you and sent you back to earth!Jay: So you guys got a movie coming out?Matt: Actually it was made before South Park, it is called Orgazmo.Jay: Sounds like a kids film.Trey: It is, its a porno!Jay: Lovely story, well guys, glad to have you on the show. Congrats onSouth Park, and well we will see ya guys around, bye.Trey and Matt: Later