Transcript of Trey Parker and Matt Stone
On The Tonight ShowTranscipted by CartmanFan@AOL.comJay: When
we come back we will have Trey Parker and Matt Stone![[[[[[[[[[[[[CUTS
TO CLIP]]]]]]]]](On the clip it shows the 4 kids talking but the
words are not audiable)[cuts to commercial}Jay: Alrighty, every
now and then there comes a show everyone is talkinganout: South
Park. My next guests are the creators, creators of South Park.There
is no doubt that this show is either the funniest show out there
orthe sign of the next appocolypse. Oh God, what is the Christmas
episodegonna be like? Well, ladies and gentlemen, Trey Parker
and Matt Stone!(((((((((SP THEME PLAYS IN BACKROUND))))Matt: Hey
dude.Jay: Well Good to see ya.Trey: Irrelvant, huh?Jay: Yes we
are in color tonight! .... So how did you guys meet?Matt: Actually
we met in college.Jay: Whoa, you guys went to college?Matt: Yeah.Jay:
Where at?Matt: University of Colorado.Jay: So you guys started
making cartoons in college?Matt: Well we made alot of animated
shorts in college, including one about 4foul mouthed kids trying
to kill Frosty the snowman, and well, here we areon Jay Leno.Jay:
HaHaHaHaHaTrey: It was all part of are master plan.Jay: What was
the big break, assuming there was some kinda big break?Matt: Well
we made The Spirit of Christmas and George Clooney got a hold
ofit and it became like his favorite thing and he sent it out
to like amillion people.Jay: The Spirit of Christmas is rather
irrerant.Matt: Yeah, it is a really irrelvant thing we made about
well, Jesus andSanta beating the crap outta each other.Jay: Well
ya know I saw it and it was funny. It made me laugh, but anyway,so
Clooney gets a hold of it, how did Clooney get it?Trey: He got
it from a friend of a friend. Then he made 700 copys of it andsent
it out then they make 700 copys and send it out, and so on....
Thenpretty soon we were getting called and people were saying,
you guys gottasee this cartoon.Jay: So someone saw it and said
you should do a show?Matt: Yeah, that easy.Jay: HaHa, thank you
goodnight!Matt: We had like a bidding war on are hands. TV Stations
wanted our show,it was insane!Jay: For those who dont quite understand
it...Trey: Like us!Jay: So its about 4 bad mouthed weasil little
kids?Matt: No, they are like real kids. Kids really talk like
this, its like usas we remember.Jay: Well we have a clip of the
new christmas episode, you try to figure itout.[[[[[[[[[[[[CUTS
TO CLIP]]]]]]]]]]]]Mr. Garrison: So children, thanks to the new
law, we cant sing any songsabout Jesus or Santa.Cartman: Thanx
to Kyle's mother!Kyle: Shut up, Cartman!Mr. Garrison: So does
anyone know any x-mas songs not about Jesus or Santa?::: Eric
raises hand:::::Mr.Garrison: Yes Eric?Cartman: How bout we sing
Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch in d-minor!Kyle: Dont call my mom
a bitch Cartman!Cartman: Oh yeah, well Kyle's mom is a big fat
bitch, bitchyest bitch in thewhole wide world, she is a stupid
bitch, if there ever was a bitch, a bitchto all the boys and grils!:::::Cartman
dances while he sings this song:::::[[[[[Clip over]]]]]]Jay: And
people say that TV writing has gone downhill!Trey: Yeah!Jay: So
you got a lot of celibrity voices?Matt: Yeah well we got Clooney
to do the voice of the gay dog. And then seeI am a big fan of
the cure so we got Rob Smith to do a voice. Then we reallywanted
to meet that chick from Species.Jay: Oh, I know who you are talking
about.Matt: Do like 3 days later she came down and did a voice
for us, it was rad!And you know what makes me laugh?Jay: What?Matt:
Well down in Colorado they don't get Comedy Central so we go downthere
and people say " Hey guys, whats going on?" and we are
like, dude weare hanging out with the chick from species!Jay:
HaHaHaHaMatt: The people there are weird, I mean I drive around
and I think, godthis people are weird, so I go back to L.A where
it is all normal.Jay: HaHa, well arent there alot of UFO sighting
and abductions there?Matt: Oh it is the number one spot.Jay: Ever
see one?Matt: Dude I was abducted and they stuck a thing up my
ass (bleeped out)!Jay: Then they dressed you and sent you back
to earth!Jay: So you guys got a movie coming out?Matt: Actually
it was made before South Park, it is called Orgazmo.Jay: Sounds
like a kids film.Trey: It is, its a porno!Jay: Lovely story, well
guys, glad to have you on the show. Congrats onSouth Park, and
well we will see ya guys around, bye.Trey and Matt: Later